FAQ’s

Can I bring the kids?
As much as we love all the younger people in our lives we are making this wedding strictly adults only - it’s not for a lack of love, it’s more to minimise the amount of therapy needed for everyone after a night of antics.

Will there be a cash bar?
Absolutely not. It’s free, but please, don’t see that as a personal challenge

Will Willow be there?
Willow will indeed be making a special appearance at the beginning of the day but will need to retire early due to her excessive appearance fee.
P.S We do NOT take accountability for any sloppy kisses or jumping up at nice dresses. So be warned when giving love.

Is there a theme for the wedding?
Yes, the theme is "We Finally Got Around to This." Please come dressed as someone who’s marginally happy for us, and if you’re not, just pretend to be.

Will you run out of booze?
Oh, absolutely not. We’ve stockpiled enough to fuel a small pirate rebellion. If you manage to drink it all, you’ll either win a medal or require medical attention. It depends if you can stand.

Can I bring a plus one?
Sure, why not? Bring whoever you like! A date, your personal life coach, your emotional baggage. As long as they don't outshine the bride, go wild.

Just kidding. If we haven’t told you that you can, then no.

What if I don’t like dancing?
Then you’ll have to embrace your role as the person who sits in the corner with a drink, providing cutting commentary on everyone else’s dance moves. Basically, you’ll be everyone’s favourite party guest.

Can I give a speech?
Nope.